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Hi, I'm Taka from Tokyo and
I'm Shibuya.
I'm Joshua.
I'm Tomohiro.
I'm Fushimegane.
Today, we're listening to sad BGM.
Yes.
But I've had a problem for a while now.
It's not really a problem, it's more like a crisis.
There's been an abnormality in my body.
That's true, everyone had trouble with their hands and legs.
No!
Your hands and legs too.
No!
You've been eating too much.
That's not true!
Your teeth are in bad shape.
My teeth are my problem!
Your mouth is in bad shape.
My teeth are in bad shape?
Don't bite me!
Don't bite me, I hate your teeth.
I hate you.
I hate you!
But it doesn't hurt like this for me.
Yeah.
It doesn't hurt like this for me.
I have a more serious and pinched part.
Yeah.
And that is...
My butthole!
My butthole is actually...
being eaten up by my genitals.
My genitals are the main part and I also have a butthole.
For those of you who watch my videos, you might know about it.
It's gotten really big.
It's like the tip of my little finger.
It's gotten like that.
It's like the tip of my little finger.
I've always been told that I should get my teeth fixed, go to the hospital, or get a surgery.
But I think it's about two years ago that I finally thought it was dangerous.
Two years ago?
That's a long time ago.
But I've always wanted to make a video about how I treat my butthole in a funny and funny way.
Yeah.
But I didn't have that dream at all.
The hospital is a proper place.
It might be fun for people like us.
- We've found it! - What?!
We've found a doctor who can treat your butthole!
- Wow! - That's so kind of you.
- It's true! - Thank you for accepting it wholeheartedly.
According to the doctor, the butthole is hard for people with chronic diseases to talk about.
If people like us who have influence can spread it around the world,
for example, girls or people who are hard to talk about
can go to the hospital.
We believe that people will go to the hospital and spread the word.
- Thank you for saying that. - Thank you!
- I'm glad you're fine. - I'm glad you're fine.
- There are many types of Ebojin. - Yeah.
- As I said earlier... - It hurts! It's painful!
- I don't know much about Ebojin. - I don't know how bad it is.
- I'm going to fix it this time. - That's right.
- This is my Ebojin treatment machine. - It's a series.
- It's not a series.
- Don't say "series". - It's a series.
- I'm determined to treat it as a series. - You're determined!
- I don't know what it's like to talk about it in a video 10 minutes before shooting and then treat it.
- I don't know what you're going to do with the treatment. - If you push it that far, it'll be like a 30-minute special.
- I'll put it out as soon as I'm done with the examination and editing. - Yeah.
- As for the previous treatment, I'm going to put it out as soon as I'm done shooting. - Yeah, it's a pretty long span.
- I don't want it to be over in an instant. - Yeah, it might be a painful treatment or it might be comfortable.
- I'd like to see it and give you courage and tell you that it's not embarrassing.
- It's amazing. It's like an ABC video. - It's wonderful.
- I'm getting lonely. - That's right. It's a little lonely.
- Why? - I feel like I'm the only one who's losing.
- I definitely don't think I'm losing. - Show me at the end.
- I don't know if it's a once-in-a-lifetime thing, but I'm sure you'll be surprised. - Don't look at me like that!
- I'm serious about this, but don't look at me like that! - If you step on it, it'll come out, right?
- Yes. - Here we go.
- Did it come out? - Just a little. - Just the head? - Yeah.
- Just that part of Kentaro-san. - The body hasn't come out yet.
- It's dangerous! It's dangerous! - Just a little came out. - It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
- Goodbye! - It's true. You really should do it yourself. - You really should fix it.
- I don't know much about medicine, but you really should fix it. You can say that, right?
I'm going to decide on a blood transfusion and examination.
I'm going to talk to the hospital about it.
I'm thinking of a room for examination.
I'm going to go for an examination with Mr. Mushi.
I want to leave a real medical record.
Let's go to Ieda Hospital!
Ieda Hospital
I've come to Ieda Hospital.
Thank you for your time, doctor.
I'm Ieda Hospital's director, Ieda.
I can't believe you're taking a video in a place like this.
It's like watching TV.
I don't know your official name, but I think you're Iboji.
I'd like you to do a blood test.
I've already done a blood test.
I'm not sure what kind of girl she is.
I'd like you to do a blood test and see.
I'll do a blood test.
I'm going to do a blood test and see.
I'm done.
What is this?
This is a two-sided cordon.
Is this a hyzer?
I'll put it in.
I don't want you to get hurt.
It's not as bad as the ones I've put in.
It's out of the ranking.
I'm going to do a blood test.
This is easy to understand.
I'll put it in.
I'm sorry for putting you in a place like this.
I'll put it in.
I'm embarrassed to put you in a place like this.
I'll do a blood test and see.
I'm having fun with you.
I'm putting in a hyzer.
I'll do a blood test and see.
I'm going to do a blood test and see.
Is it already in?
My finger is in.
I'll do a blood test and see.
I'll wash my mouth and do something fun.
I'll do a blood test and see.
Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
It might be a little bit of a mosaic, but it's turning this way.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
But it was fast.
Oh, yes, it's over.
Is this the first time for someone who hasn't laughed at Tetsuya's foreign language?
I'm a professional.
You might be used to it.
As for the content, it's called "inside foreign language".
Oh, I'm glad it's foreign language.
By the way, I think there was a movie you sketched in the previous video.
Oh, yes, yes.
It was written in the standard project, but it's actually outside.
What?
And the main character and the main character's main body are inside.
What?
They're insects.
Oh, so that's also a project.
Is it a project?
Yes, it is.
Other than that, they're inside.
And originally, everyone has their own main body.
Normally.
I do, and you do, too.
If you apply force or the blood doesn't circulate properly, it gets bigger.
And when it gets bigger and you put your face out there, for the first time, you can do something with your butt.
If you keep applying force, the outside part also stretches out.
The outside part that stretched out and connected with the inside part is the main body this time.
This blue part is like, "Whoa!"
This part and this part are in one lump.
And the part I drew in the picture is outside of this part.
This part is the part you connect with.
But it's outside of this part.
It looks delicious.
And the main body is inside.
And if you defeat this part, you can remove the outside part, right?
If it's only the inside part, you can do it by injection.
If you say, "Blood is coming out a little bit," you can do it like that.
But if you say, "It's stretching out of the outside part," this part is annoying.
And if you don't remove it, it won't work.
So, if you say, "It's stretching out of the inside part," you can do it by injection.
I've been raised like this.
I see.
Nothing happens with injection?
If we only do an injection, well, we have to remove these things that come out, so it's not something that takes life, but it's a life- inducing motion.
So, as long as I don't have this surgery, I'll be unable to go back to my life without going back to my life?
Yes, because your life is still long.
By the way, is it bad if you don't get it removed?
It doesn't cost your life.
It doesn't mean you can get cancer from here.
But sometimes you can get a hematoma with your blood.
Or you can actually get a third of your body's blood out of your ass.
That kind of person is good.
It's annoying.
There are people like that.
Those people have already been admitted and had an emergency operation.
But before that happens,
If you don't like what you're seeing now, you should do it.
But I think you should do it.
It's an operation.
It's a word called "operation".
There are people like this in the world.
I think you're right.
If I run away now, everyone will stop me.
That's right.
I'll be the star of Iboji all over the country.
You look dirty.
You look like a mirror.
The doctor is cooperating with me.
I hope I can make people in the world smile.
Can I ask you something in a realistic way?
Yes, of course.
Let's talk about the operation.
The operation itself is "daka no iboji"
nai jikaku
sore ga tobi
dete kuru
dakko
jikaku
kou
dete kuru
tokoro
totte
First, I put a needle in my back and do all my body.
Are you conscious of doing it?
Of course I think I'll do it later.
I think I've done it too much.
Of course, I don't like having a needle in my back.
So I use a thin needle as much as possible.
And I put a band-aid with anesthetic on the area where the needle will hit.
I try to use less band-aids.
And I have an operation for about an hour.
As an image of the operation...
This is a general picture.
It's a little more flashy.
This is pretty flashy.
It's a little more flashy.
I tie up the thick blood vessel of the skin and scrape it out of the skin.
And then I sew it up.
I sew up only half of the back of the skin and leave the outside of the skin without scraping it.
This is water for escape routes so that dirty things don't accumulate in the area where you sewed it up.
The skin will stick to it one day.
I need a hospitalization period for this operation.
I'd like you to do it for ten days.
Ten days!
The wound doesn't heal immediately after the operation.
I see.
I have a wound for about two months.
I'd like you to be a little more mature about it.
I'll be hospitalized for ten days and then live a mature life for two months.
Especially, I have a raw wound.
I'd like you to stop playing death games.
It's really hell.
I'd like you to be more mature about it.
I can't eat spicy food anymore.
I'd like you to stop playing death games.
I'd like you to be a doctor.
I can't help it.
I'd like you to just carry meat and skin and wait for the wound to heal.
Of course, I don't like pain, so I'd like you to avoid pain as much as possible.
Of course, you have to sew up even if you don't have a lot of money.
I don't like scratching raw wounds and pain.
I'd like you to control the suture softly.
I see.
I'd like you to control the suture softly.
Ten days!
I'm sure some of you don't have a lot of plans.
I'd like you to stop playing death games.
Is there a cause of bleeding?
This is because of the pressure on the buttocks and the blood flow in the head is bad.
People who have been in the toilet for a long time, people who work hard on their buttocks, people who are cold in the head, people who take a shower and don't warm up, etc.
That's right.
For example, you put chirol chocolate in your buttocks, you put usb in your buttocks, you put a bandage in your buttocks, you pull the bandage you put in your buttocks and you do this in your buttocks.
Is there such a thing?
Is there such a cause?
That itself is different this time.
It doesn't matter.
It didn't matter.
I think it will be different if you get scratched and clean.
There are things that can be used for surgery if you repeat cleaning.
It may not be the case this time, but it can be the cause of other things.
If I were to say it's because of that, I would have lived a normal life.
Please pay with g.
So, again, surgery or hospitalization?
That's right.
Well, buttocks are a medical disease, so it's different from that.
It's a surgery that mixes, so I'd like you to prepare various things and do it with all your might.
I understand.
Thank you, doctor.
Thank you very much.